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10 Signs You’re a True Weekend Warrior Golfer

Updated: Mar 7


Not all golfers are out there grinding for a Tour card. Some of us just play for the love of the game (and the cold beers that come with it). If you find yourself on the course more for the laughs than the leaderboard, you might just be a Weekend Warrior Golfer. Here are 10 signs that confirm it.

1. You Have a "Good Luck" Ball Marker – Whether it’s a lucky poker chip or a foreign coin, you swear by it.

2. Your Golf Bag Is a Museum of Bad Decisions – That extra driver? The one you bought after watching a YouTube ad at 2 AM? Yeah, it’s still in there.

3. You Celebrate Every Par Like a Hole-in-One – Because, let’s be real, it doesn’t happen often.

4. "Mulligan" Is Your Favorite Golf Term – Rules? What rules?

5. You’ve Lost More Balls Than You Can Count – And sometimes, you find more than you lose. Win-win!

6. Your Pre-Round Stretch Is Just Swinging a Few Clubs – Who has time for a proper warm-up?

7. You Have That One Friend Who Takes It Too Seriously – And you love beating them by one stroke.

8. The 19th Hole Is Your Real Happy Place – You may not have won the round, but you’ll definitely win at the clubhouse.

9. "Grip It and Rip It" Is Your Swing Philosophy – Accuracy is overrated.

10. You Wear Nutt’d It Golf Gear Because You Know What Matters Most – Fun, memories, and a solid excuse to keep coming back.

If you checked off at least five of these, welcome to the Weekend Warrior Club! Tag @NuttditGolf in your best "warrior" moment.

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